5 Latest Innovations in Toilet Technology

There was this episode of Seinfeld where George was telling a girl (for conversation) how the toilet paper hasn’t changed much since its invention — agreed. Though the well, medium it’s being used for, the toilet, has changed bit by bit over the years — there were overhead tanks, the usual 13-liter monster, and there are the water-conservation models.

Here are 5 of the latest innovations in toilet technology.

Toilet Tunes – Ever had a soundtrack for, well, whatever activity you choose to do by the toilet? If you have $30 you can get one of these automatic entertainment devices. With a choice of jazz, latin or nature sounds, it’s sure to cover up the sound of, well, whatever activity it is you do in there.

WashUp – Is a mash-up of a toilet and a washing machine. (Think toilet with a washing machine for a tank.) It uses the water for washing your clothes as the flush water — not only does it help conserve water, it also eats up one space instead of two! (My only concern would be, what if the clothes fall in the toilet after washing? Hmmm)

Kisses! – Is a lip-shaped urinal. Not that it’s innovative or whatever, it just gives guys something to help their aim.

Neorest AH – Developed in Japan, this hybrid tank draws inboard and outside water sources to fully utilize 5.5 liters for flushing, instead of the usual 13. Not only does it flush the toilet, the water gushes out of the hard-to-reach-spots, making it a self-cleaning eco-friendly toilet. Did I mention it also has seat warmers?

The Cell – This beautiful piece of tank-less wall-mount will be something you’d be tempted to keep pristine. It doesn’t eat up too much space, perfect for bachelors in small apartments.